“If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.” IfsTryingHumorRolesWorstAdviceOperaSoapSoap Operas Author:Judy Garland
“Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.” SometimesHumorTeacherTeachingAdviceJokesGraves Author:Baltasar Gracian
“My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.” HumorFunnyAsksGivenSexNiceDoorsAdviceDadMy DadUpsetMumSecretaryBedroomBikeBest TimesBest Advice Author:Jimmy Carr