“Many sweat to reconcile St Paul and St James, but in vain. 'Faith justifies' and 'faith does not justify' contradict each other flatly. If any one can harmonize them I will give him my doctor's hood and let him call me a fool.” IfsGivingDoeHumorReligiousFoolDoctorsVainJustifyCall MeSweatHoodReconcile Author:Martin Luther
“Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God').” SometimesHumorFunnyKnownMembersCall Me Author:Anthony Sampson
“Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.” WellsHomeHumorKidsFunnyShirtsTiesCall MeBack HomeFagotsTie Dye Author:Bo Burnham
“I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!” TwoWarHumorFunnyLegsShootingCall Me Author:Chris Rock
“Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.” IfsTryingWellsHumorFunnyNumbersFiguresSevenSorryNineCall MeI'm SorryHello Author:Katt Williams
“It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.” ChildrenHardHumorKidsFunnyNamesGrowing UpGrowingCleverCall Me Author:Mike Birbiglia
“I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.” SoulHumorFunnyDrinkMy FriendsMy FamilyCall MePussyOld Soul Author:Mike Birbiglia
“They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.” IfsMenMindHumorFunnyNot SureCall Me Author:Noel Fielding