“And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.” IfsMenHumorFunnyGayTenPercentTwentiesChosenChineseKneesOddsFree Time Author:Bo Burnham
“I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'” ShouldLooksSaidTwoHumorFunnyLastsNightWeekColdChineseMealsRestaurantsChickensLast NightTwo WeeksWaiter Author:Tommy Cooper
“So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".” SaidHumorEyeFunnyRedRoseChineseRestaurantsDucksDiamondSparkleWaiterRed Rose Author:Tommy Cooper
“Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."” WorldHumorFunnyFortuneDinnerFinishedOpeningChineseCookiesVisitingFortune CookieFuture World Book:Holidays in Hell Source: Holidays in Hell