“My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.” WayHumorSchoolFunnyFatherMorningFeetShoesSnowClockEvery Morning Author:Bill Cosby
“DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.” WayHumorFunnyBaseballOne WayClock Author:Jerry Coleman
“On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.” HumorFunnyNightGuyDoorsFrontsKeysTownsClockScottishFront Doors Author:Frankie Boyle