“Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.” HumorFunnyJoyExistenceMusicSolutionsIllusionCraftsLiquid Author:Fred Rogers
“We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.” PeopleIfsHumorFunnyHouseLaughingCraftsLaughedPoliteBeing Polite Book:Curriculum Vitae: A Volume of Autobiography Source: Curriculum Vitae: A Volume of Autobiography
“I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.” IfsMenWantHumorWould BeFunnyWinningFairsCraftsPrizeHandfulJars Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.” IfsHumorFunnyForeverPreparedCraftsBe PreparedSuppliesGlitterHerpes Author:Demetri Martin
“Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.” TwoHumorFunnyFireProveSittingCraftsHeatLitChilly Author:Tommy Cooper