“This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.” WayEndsHumorPoliticalDecisionSolutionsAdministrationEfficientPolitical HumorRight DecisionStalemate Author:George W. Bush
“I put all the blame legally and morally on the actions of the terrorist, but America's secular and anti-Christian environment left us open to our Lord's decision not to protect. When a nation deserts God and expels God from the culture ... the result is not good.” HumorActionChristianAmericaCultureLeftNationsReligiousDecisionResultsLordEnvironmentProtectBlamePositive AtheismTerroristDesertSecularOur LordAnti Christian Author:Jerry Falwell
“In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"” WorldLooksHumorFunnyBeautifulGuyDecisionMinutesNew YorkTwentiesUrgentBeautiful WomenCraziestMost Beautiful Woman In The World Author:David Cross
“You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!” KnowsImportantHumorFunnyDecisionHalfStrangeCoupleMembersLonelyIntelligentSaneOrganismsStrange Things Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.” KnowsMenNeedsHumorFunnyDecisionSickSoup Author:Mitch Hedberg