“The Devil, it is true, is not exactly a doctor who has taken degrees, but he is very learned, very expert for all that. He has not been carrying on his business during thousands of years for nothing.” YearsHumorReligiousTakenDegreesDevilDoctorsExpertsDoctor WhoCarrying On Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself
“They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!” IfsKnowsNeedsWellsHumorTodayFunnyLyingPerfectConditionsWindDegreesWeatherNonsenseChillMinus Author:Lewis Black
“Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.” PeopleIfsWantWellsHumorKidsFunnyThreeAsksEffectsDegreesSixMovedWorriedAsk MeGlobal WarmingPhoenixI Love My KidsLove My Kids Author:Dennis Miller
“I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.” HumorFunnyStudyDegreesAnthropologyCalciumMilkman Author:Steven Wright