“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.” FeelsHumorFunnySexCausesDiseaseLifetimeCaughtDespiteLiberationExplorersArctic Author:Germaine Greer
“I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."” WantShowsHumorRealityFunnyDiseaseSexuallyReality ShowsMolesSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Zach Galifianakis