“My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.” WantHumorKidsFunnyGrowsFamilyGrowing UpPrisonChairsElectricThumbsWardensElectric Chair Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a bunch of people that I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated and not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand? I want a chair too!” PeopleKnowsWayWantDoeShowsHumorHandsFunnySoundFrontsComfortableSticksBunchDrunkChairsElectric Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.” HumorFunnyFansEggsElectric Author:Oliver Herford
“I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.” ChildrenHumorFunnyUsedSleepNervousElectricBlanketElectric Blankets Author:Woody Allen