“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.” HumorMotivationOpportunitySelf AwarenessExcuseCleverSellingAweProcrastination4th Of JulyNo ExcusesMotivational SalesAwe InspiringMaking ExcusesSales TeamInspiring SalesSales SuccessContinual Growth Author:Benjamin Franklin
“Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes." "Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person." "Well, you look like a person." "No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"” MenWellsLooksPersonsDoneHumorFunnyHavensHe ManTaxesPaidMirrorsCourtExcuseTrust MeExcuse Me Author:Lewis Black
“You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.” KnowsHumorFunnyDressesExcuseKnow Me Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."” HumorFunnyCausesToo MuchLowsBlueWingsExcuseMealsExtrasCheeseBuffaloAppetizersToo Much FunBlue Cheese Author:Jim Gaffigan