“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.” MenHumorFunnyYoungGirlFunGainsFemaleWeightHotMalesMovieFlashMotorcycleMenopauseHot Flashes Author:John Wayne
“Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.” FirstsFeelingsHumorHonestFemaleRevolutionaryCathy Author:Cathy Guisewite
“I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?” KnowsHumorFunnyAnimalPlanetsBabyFemaleMalesDid You Know Author:Jim Gaffigan
“If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.” IfsFirstsLooksHumorWould BeFunnyAsksHousePresidentWhiteFemaleAsk MeWhite HouseReally CoolCozyFemale President Author:Jennifer Lopez
“He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” HumorFunnyFemaleBathsLlamas Author:Winston Churchill
“He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.” IfsKnowsMenWayWritingFirstsFeelingsHumorHandsBigsFunnyBeliefEmotionTalkingMinutesDyingHairPeriodsFemaleBallsProfoundBad ThingsMaking UpLove For HerWriting PoemsPersonal BeliefsBig HairProfound Love Author:Chelsea Handler