“Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."” WorldLooksKindDoeTwoHumorFunnyFightingAnimalStupidBearsCitizensMessagesFruitStealingFlagsAnthemImitatingWild AnimalNational AnthemPineapplesBelarus Author:Bill Bailey
“I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.” WantHumorFunnyFruitBrushesWant SomethingWaffles Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"” KnowsLooksHumorFunnyFruitColourShowing Off Author:Dylan Moran