“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose - for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.” HumansTwoHumorSeemsFunnyPurposeHuman BeingsAnimalPartyGreaterExampleCapacityDinnerInventionBoredomBoresEpicMetaphysicsDinner PartyEpic Poems Book:Minority Report Source: Minority Report
“There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.” GivingHelpingHumorLastsPoliticalNightPrayerGreaterJourneyEndureStrangerYieldPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.” PeopleWellsHumorTogetherPoliticalGreaterUnitsCongratulationsBehalfPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.” HumorFunnyChanceGreaterDrivingChicksTammy Author:Adam Carolla