“The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.” IfsWayHumorPoliticalLowsClaimsHorseSenatorsPolitical HumorBushismFunny Bush Author:George W. Bush
“Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be chaos. I would think that if you were the headless horseman's horse, you would be very confused. "I don't think this dude can see."” IfsThinkingHumorWould BeFunnyImagineHorseChaosConfusedHorsemenHeadless Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.” WayHumorFunnyHorse Author:Alan Perlis
“A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."” LongHumorFunnyFacesLawWalksExistenceAspectHorseBarsProtectedBarmen Author:Bill Bailey
“If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.” IfsWantHumorFunnyAnimalCreaturesHorseWingsAddLionsHawksMythical CreaturesPegasus Author:Demetri Martin
“I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.” HumorFunnyLastsPastFourWeekTenHorseQuarters Author:Tommy Cooper
“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.” HumorFunnyModernDangerousComputerProgramHorseUselessOver YouSoftwareWormsVirusesMicrosoftSwampsCyberspaceTrojansTrojan HorseFestering Author:Dave Barry
“You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.” MenHumorRealizingDogHorseBetting Author:Karel Capek