“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” IfsWantTwoHumorFunnyFoodThousandHungryRice Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.” I CanMatterHumorFunnyComedyPiecesHungrySpaghettiNoodles Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."” IfsWellsHumorFunnyFiguresBedDirectDinnerHungryChairsBreakfastLunchBed And Breakfasts Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.” HumorFunnyDiedHungryParrots Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!” PeopleIfsKnowsTwoHumorSeemsCareFunnyThreeNextNamesWaitingAnswersPartyHappenedMissingCallingYeahBusyListsHungryRestaurants Author:Mitch Hedberg
“And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.” WayHumorFunnyDiesHungryPlusIronicAntsMutants Author:Bo Burnham
“One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.” HumorFunnyHungryChairsBagsOne TimeBeansBean Bags Author:George Lopez
“I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.” HumorFunnyImagineTasteWarmHungryImagine ThatCheeseGoatsHmm Author:Kristen Schaal