“The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of making Bill Gates even richer than he already was.” WorldHumorFunnyImpossibleTasksWindowBillsThanksGatesSoftwareCapabilityMicrosoftOperating Systems Book:Dave Barry in Cyberspace Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace
“Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.” WorldHumorWould BeFunnyImpossibleProveSkinsTwentiesChampionPaceTheologianChimpanzeesGorillasHeavyweightsAutopsy Author:H. L. Mencken
“Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.” InspirationalHumorMotivationalTimeCommunityLeadershipWorkImpossibleSocietyStrengthPossibilityPositiveHard WorkDepressionAchievementSaintProductivityProductiveTime ManagementGood WorkNew BeginningsNot Giving UpImpossibilityStarting OverDoing GoodDon't Give UpWork HarderDoing YouWork DoneImpossible ThingsHard Work Pays OffNew Year New BeginningNew PossibilitiesInspirational GoalNew StartNew Year New StartWork To Be DonePossible And ImpossibleMotivational JobInspirational New BeginningNew Day New BeginningEndings Being New BeginningsEnergizingNew Life New BeginningInspirational AchievementInspired To WorkOvercoming DepressionHard Work MotivationalMotivational AchievementInspirational Hard WorkMotivation And Hard WorkTake Nothing For GrantedStarting A New BeginningProductive LifeFranciscansNew Beginning LifePeople With DepressionFamous Hard WorkingOffice WorkHelp With DepressionDepression InspirationalProductive WorkClinical DepressionGreat Beginnings Author:Francis of Assisi
“If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.” IfsHumorWould BeFunnyImpossibleColdDrinkIce Author:Mitch Hedberg