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“Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world.”

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Book:Late night with David Letterman: the book

Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book

“I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.”

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Author:George W. Bush

“Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.”

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Author:Jerry Coleman

“It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson

“That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?”

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Author:Jim Norton

“With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I was, like: 'No, he didn't - he looked like someone had melted goat's cheese over a sex doll.'”

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Author:Russell Howard