“The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.” NeedsHumorReligiousLandBlindJewPositive AtheismSaviorMessiahUnbelief Book:Listen, America! Source: Listen, America!
“I maintain that some Jew wrote it who probably heard about Christian people but never encountered any.” PeopleHumorChristianReligiousHeardJew Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them.” WritingBookHumorReligiousPrayerTakenJewAdvise Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews.” HumorReligiousSafeJewHighwaysAdvise Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...set fire to their synagogues or schools and bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them.” MenHumorSchoolReligiousFireStonesJewDirtSynagogue Author:Martin Luther
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...their homes also should be razed and destroyed.” ShouldHomeHumorReligiousJewDestroyed Author:Martin Luther
“A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New York, and I think he's running a little late. I'm asking myself, 'Alright, what happens if Jesus comes back tomorrow? What - does he make rounds to churches?' 'OK, everyone who's been good, buses leave in 10 minutes. I'll meet you in front of the post office. I gotta go. Oh, don't tell the Jews I'm back.'” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsLittlesDoeHumorHappensRunningFunnyJesusChurchMinutesFrontsNew YorkFineTomorrowOfficeLateAskingRoundsJewPostsBusComing BackAlrightPost OfficeI'm Back Author:Marc Maron
“If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsYearsLooksHumorFunnyGuyGroupsJewDesertMapsMoses Author:Adam Ferrara
“On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."” WantShouldHumorFunnyMotherForgetTalkingSonJewIsraelBusIsraeliCrowdedHebrewYiddishTalking To Him Author:Kirk Douglas