“Religion is a personal, private matter and parents, not public school officials, should decide their children's religious training. We should not have teacher-led prayers in public schools, and school officials should never favor one religion over another, or favor religion over no religion (or vice versa). I also believe that schools should not restrict students' religious liberties. The free exercise of faith is the fundamental right of every American, and that right doesn't stop at the schoolhouse door.” ShouldBelieveChildrenMatterHumorSchoolPoliticalParentReligiousPrayerLibertyTeacherDoorsStudentsExerciseTrainingFundamentalsVicesFavorsOfficialsPublic SchoolVice VersaPolitical HumorReligious Liberty Author:George W. Bush
“Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.” HumorLostLibertyIntegrityOriginalsPurityChastity Author:Josh Billings
“Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.” ThinkingMadeHumorFunnyJesusWaterLibertyMagicWineDisappear80sStatuesStatue Of Liberty Author:Sarah Silverman