“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.” IfsMayHumorFunnyGoalComedyLifetimeRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfFireworksRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.” FeelsHumorFunnySexCausesDiseaseLifetimeCaughtDespiteLiberationExplorersArctic Author:Germaine Greer
“Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.” EnoughHumorFunnyRoomsWeekMissingLifetimeDrankCokeMissing SomethingPepsi Author:Lewis Black