“There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.” PeopleEnoughHumorPoliticalAdvantageLike MePolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.” HumorFunnyParentRadioLike MeToysBathtubsBlendersTransistors Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.” WellsLooksLittlesDoeHumorBigsEyeFunnyYeahLike MeGirlfriendBig Eyes Author:Kristen Schaal