“I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.” HumorPoliticalHoursLandPrayingWorkersPermitLunchEmployersPolitical HumorTime Off Author:George W. Bush
“I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!” IfsHumorFunnyWinningLuckyCardsWinnerLunchBusiness Card Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."” IfsWellsHumorFunnyFiguresBedDirectDinnerHungryChairsBreakfastLunchBed And Breakfasts Author:Mitch Hedberg
“It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.” TwoHumorFunnyUsedBearsLunchCoatsFurPoshFur Coats Author:Chic Murray
“George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!” PeopleYearsHumorFunnyBrotherMonthsProudLunchGrudgeYour Brother Author:George Lopez