“I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like it.” KnowsStillsI CanHumorFunnyUsedKnow HowFireDadSummerMarkMy DadBagsTexasFlipAprons Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.” DifferentHumorFunnyNextNamesPartyCitiesMorningMarkWake UpNew LifeGood Party Author:Vance Bourjaily
“She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.” HumorFunnyMarkFatsBathtubsStretch Marks Author:Rodney Dangerfield