“I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.” HumorFunnyStuffSawsBuildingScaredHotelNeighborhoodLos AngelesCracksAbandonedGhettoAbandoned Buildings Author:Chris Rock
“I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.” PeopleShowsHumorRealityWould BeFunnyBlackWhiteFourNeighborhoodHuntsReality ShowsCrackers Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.” WantMadeHumorKidsFunnyHouseWoodsLiftsNeighborhoodScareYards Author:Steven Wright