“I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!” MenI CanTwoHumorFunnyNineSmokeNecksCigarettePacks Author:Denis Leary
“If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.” IfsHumorFunnyMissingTypeFingersNine Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.” HumorFunnyIdealsCatNineExperimentationNine Lives Author:Jimmy Carr
“The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.” KnowsHumorFunnyUniverseStuffTalkingKnowingMysteryNineThirtyNot Knowing Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.” IfsTryingWellsHumorFunnyNumbersFiguresSevenSorryNineCall MeI'm SorryHello Author:Katt Williams