“Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.” HumorFunnyComedyNot SureGrandmotherDiapersYour GrandmotherYou Re Pretty Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.” WantNeedsIdeasHumorFunnyCarProductsThousandFilledOilNot SureMallsParkingHydrogenParking LotHindenburg Author:Dennis Miller
“Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.” IfsHumorFunnyDifferencesStreetsWallCancerNot Sure Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.” IfsMenMindHumorFunnyNot SureCall Me Author:Noel Fielding