“Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.” IfsWantHumorFunnyCitizensOfficeBaseballSundayTicketsSeniorSenior Citizen Author:Jerry Coleman
“The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis.” NeedsHumorFunnyOfficePostsCentsEquipmentStampsPost Office Author:Conan O'Brien
“A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New York, and I think he's running a little late. I'm asking myself, 'Alright, what happens if Jesus comes back tomorrow? What - does he make rounds to churches?' 'OK, everyone who's been good, buses leave in 10 minutes. I'll meet you in front of the post office. I gotta go. Oh, don't tell the Jews I'm back.'” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsLittlesDoeHumorHappensRunningFunnyJesusChurchMinutesFrontsNew YorkFineTomorrowOfficeLateAskingRoundsJewPostsBusComing BackAlrightPost OfficeI'm Back Author:Marc Maron
“A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."” MenWellsProblemHumorSeemsFunnyAsksWalksFiveHe ManFitOfficeDoctorsGlovesTrousers Author:Tommy Cooper
“They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.” IfsHas BeensHumorFunnyRoomsLaughingCuttingOfficeExamination Book:Sleepwalk with Me: and Other Painfully True Stories Source: Sleepwalk with Me: and Other Painfully True Stories