“Look at the Metropolitan Community Church today, the gay church, almost accepted into the World Council of Churches. Almost, the vote was against them. But they will try again and again until they get in, and the tragedy is that they would get one vote. Because they are spoken of here in Jude as being brute beasts, that is going to the baser lust of the flesh to live immorally, and so Jude describes this as apostasy. But thank God this vile and satanic system will one day be utterly annihilated and there'll be a celebration in heaven.” WorldTryingLooksHumorTodayHeavenCommunityChurchReligiousGayOne DayVoteTragedyFleshAcceptedLustBeastThank GodCelebrationAgain And AgainCouncilBrutesTry AgainSatanicMetropolitanChurch TodayApostasy Author:Jerry Falwell
“My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.” MadeHumorFunnyMotherOne DaySundayVitaminsSupplements Author:Milton Jones
“When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.” HumorKidsFunnyUsedParentSunSawsNiceWonderfulDoorsTreeStrangeFlowerOne DayGrassWonderful ThingsCellarsEmo Author:Emo Philips
“God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking down the street in Manhattan one day, and I realize maybe it's those guys you see walking down the street talking to themselves. You know, those guys that are like, 'I can't! No, I can't!' Maybe the other side of that conversation is God going, 'You're the new leader.' 'No I can't!' They're not crazy - they're reluctant prophets.” PeopleKnowsI CanHumorSeemsFunnyUsedGuySidesRealizingTalkingLeaderCrazyStreetsWalkingOne DayConversationProphetManhattanReluctant Author:Marc Maron
“I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".” HomeHumorFunnyGuyAsksStreetsOne DayComing HomeUnderwearJogging Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'” MenHumorFunnyGirlAsksOne DayMy FriendsAsk MeThat GirlOne Day At A Time Author:Adam Ferrara