“Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.” IfsHumorPoliticalWinningToughOpponentsAlsPacksGorePolitical HumorIncumbentsIncumbency Author:George W. Bush
“I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!” HumorFunnyThousandSevenSmokePacks Author:Denis Leary
“I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!” MenI CanTwoHumorFunnyNineSmokeNecksCigarettePacks Author:Denis Leary
“I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I've got packs of pop with me. "Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It's not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!"” ThinkingHumorFunnyHalfSawsSixCommitmentSellsPopsMessCentsPacksSodaSix PacksSoda Pop Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.” MenHumorFunnyLastsFashionIndustryPacksLast TimeFashion Industry Author:Chelsea Handler