“It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.” PeopleWayWantFirstsHumorBeautifulPoliticalEventsPolicyGardenRoseSpotsParksAppropriatePolitical HumorNational ParksMany FriendsRose Garden Author:George W. Bush
“I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.” IfsKnowsHas BeensEndsHumorKidsFunnySawsExcitedFlyingParksChairsStringsImpressedKites Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.” HumorFunnyNightMagicBillsBritishParks Author:Frankie Boyle