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“I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.”

People Country States Whole Humor Funny America Sides Comedy Percent Folks Traveled

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.”

Humor Percent Sense Of Humor

Book:Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women

Source: Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women

“About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.”

Humor Political Nations Born Percent Civilians Political Humor Workforce

Author:George W. Bush

“And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.”

Ifs Men Humor Funny Gay Ten Percent Twenties Chosen Chinese Knees Odds Free Time

Author:Bo Burnham

“I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."”

Said Humor Funny Guy Saws Doors News Percent Hundred Good News Exit Underestimated

Author:Demetri Martin