“I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.” PeopleWantGivingLooksHumorFunnyBabyWalkingPlanesCuteKeep GoingCute Baby Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.” LooksHumorFunnyStuffViewsBoxesPoint Of ViewPlanesOutsidersBatteriesCords Author:Mitch Hedberg
“As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.” YearsHumorFunnyWatchesLandPlanesAirportsPassengersGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.” StatesHumorFunnyGirlBuildingUglyPlanesEmpiresEmpire State BuildingEmpire StateUgly Girl Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.” HumorFunnyCatStuckPlanesTake MePilotsTomsRibsPistolsCanaries Author:Bob Monkhouse