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“Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.”

Humor Practice All Things All Time Good Humor

Book:Thomas Jefferson: A Chronology of His Thoughts

Source: Thomas Jefferson: A Chronology of His Thoughts

“In spite of conflicting signals - and in spite of a popular culture that sometimes puts down their innocence - most of our kids are good kids. Large numbers do volunteer work. Nearly all believe in God, and most practice their faith. Teen pregnancy and violence are actually going down. Across America, under a program called True Love Waits, nearly a million teens have pledged themselves to abstain from sex until marriage.”

“The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible,without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.”

Wells Matter Humor Religious Practice Areas Errors Positive Atheism Etc Geography Infallible

Book:Finding inner peace and strength

Source: Finding inner peace and strength

“I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in threes. He has three apples left, I guess I can't have one. I wouldn't want to screw up his practice routine.”

Ifs Want I Can Humor Funny Three House Left Practice Apples Routine Screws Screw Ups Jugglers

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.”

Giving Littles I Can Humor Funny Law Practice

Author:John F. Kennedy