“People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.” PeopleIfsWaySaidHumorHandsWould BeFunnyNightGuyPrayingGunKneesEvery NightUfoAlabamaShotgunsAbduction Author:Bill Hicks
“I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.” HumorPoliticalHoursLandPrayingWorkersPermitLunchEmployersPolitical HumorTime Off Author:George W. Bush
“We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.” PeopleWorldEndsHumorPoliticalPurposeDiesNationsGriefMoralLordMissingDesignThis WorldPrayingGoodnessAngelHatredAnd LoveTragedyDepthWoundsFirmHeightRemembranceMournGod's LovePolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.” HumorPoliticalAsksNationsPrayerWalksWatchesPrayingSorrowComfortPromiseResolveGrantsAlmightyRemembranceMournConsolePolitical HumorAlmighty GodNational Day Of Prayer Author:George W. Bush
“It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.” HumorFunnyEnjoyDifficultPrayingMosques Author:Milton Jones