“I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.” HumorMightPoliticalRaceHappenedPositionPresidentialDiscussionAwkwardPolitical HumorFinality Author:George W. Bush
“I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.” MadeHumorPoliticalRegretVicesMade ItPresidentialCandidatesCommentI RegretVice PresidentPolitical HumorPresidential Candidate Author:George W. Bush
“Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.” ThinkingShouldFirstsHumorFunnyGuyClearConnectionsAddictionPresidentialCouncilJunkieSoda Author:Chris Rock
“Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!” FirstsMayHumorFunnyBlackBarackPresidentialCandidatesMccainPresidential Candidate Author:George Lopez