“I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.” IfsThinkingSaidHumorFunnyRememberGirlBoysDatingPrisonThat GirlFunny Dating Author:Bill Engvall
“My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.” WantHumorKidsFunnyGrowsFamilyGrowing UpPrisonChairsElectricThumbsWardensElectric Chair Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.” UseHumorFunnyGirlSexPrisonUglyCuresOffendersSex Offenders Author:Rodney Dangerfield