“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.” HelpingUseHumorFunnyHurtSecretLaughingSantaSanta ClausSwallowing Author:David Cross
“At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !” HumorFunnyBoysSatSantaLapChristmas Time Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.” KnowsMenWayStillsHumorBigsFunnyFoundFatherBlackHugeDadMy DadComplicatedRacistSantaSanta ClausLet DownGood Father Author:Anthony Jeselnik