“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.” IfsMenWantPlayHumorFunnyAttentionInvolvedSeasonsGet InvolvedOff Season Author:Rita Rudner
“Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.” PlayHumorFunnyCoursesCostBaseballSeasons Author:Jerry Coleman
“I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"” HumorFunnyFoundDoctorsSeasonsTicketsYankeesBladder Author:Mike Birbiglia