“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.” HumorMotivationOpportunitySelf AwarenessExcuseCleverSellingAweProcrastination4th Of JulyNo ExcusesMotivational SalesAwe InspiringMaking ExcusesSales TeamInspiring SalesSales SuccessContinual Growth Author:Benjamin Franklin
“Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.” HumorFunnyJobsDoorsSelling Author:Bill Bailey
“You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.” KnowsGivingHumorFunnyUsedNumbersProductsLuckyGive MeSorrySellingLucky YouIkea Author:Milton Jones
“I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."” KnowsTryingFirstsHumorFunnyWaterYeahSellingKicksHahaBottled Water Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.” KnowsWellsLooksMeanChildrenHomeHumorFunnyLinesInspiredRingsSellingShoppingKnow MeToesMedicationZodiac Book:Bossypants Source: Bossypants
“I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.” ThinkingHumorFunnySuccessfulDuesSellingSentimentsCrapMicrosoft Author:Steve Wozniak