“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.” ThinkingSoulHumorFunnyDevilPicklesSold OutCucumbers Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.” KnowsSoulHumorFunnyPoorHusbandLateVery Sad Author:William Archibald Spooner
“As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'” ThinkingFeelsSoulHumorFunnyTogetherPastSleepBabyBedMouthsDiedYeahLaysComing OutBizarreDeprivationPast LifeSleep Deprivation Author:Adam Ferrara
“I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.” SoulHumorFunnyDrinkMy FriendsMy FamilyCall MePussyOld Soul Author:Mike Birbiglia