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“It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.”

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Author:George W. Bush

“In many countries there are particular places to which devils more especially resort. In Prussia there is an infinite number of evil spirits.”

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Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself

Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself

“The winds are nothing else but good or bad spirits. Hark! how the Devil is puffing and blowing.”

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Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself

Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself

“I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning.”