“Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.” WellsLooksHumorFunnyAmericaStarsBaseballLeagueAll Stars Author:Jerry Coleman
“So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."” WantSaidHumorCareFunnyGuyStarsDon't CareI Don't CareShopsPetVinesAquariumsGoldfish Author:Tim Vine
“Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.” ShowsHumorRealityFunnyStarsTerroristContractsBin LadenSkatingOsama Bin LadenReality ShowsNiece Author:Tina Fey