“As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.” FirstsHumorFunnyAwarenessSouthAidsStuckSouth AfricaUnwillingLumpsRibbonsDoughEmbassy Book:The Hippopotamus Source: The Hippopotamus
“I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.” MenSaidHumorFunnyBehindsCarObjectsCoupleArgumentMirrorsMadStuckHorribleTrafficStuck In Traffic Author:Demetri Martin
“I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.” HumorFunnyWindowStuckArrested Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.” WantWellsSaidHumorFunnyDoorsBedWindowStuckBreakfast Author:Tommy Cooper
“A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.” HumorFunnyCatStuckPlanesTake MePilotsTomsRibsPistolsCanaries Author:Bob Monkhouse