“I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.” HumorFunnyTroubleCarMy FamilySunday Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.” IfsWantHumorFunnyCitizensOfficeBaseballSundayTicketsSeniorSenior Citizen Author:Jerry Coleman
“My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.” MadeHumorFunnyMotherOne DaySundayVitaminsSupplements Author:Milton Jones
“My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.” YearsHumorFunnyBeatsDiedSticksFollowingSundayBuriedSaltUnclesFridayJimmyCemeteryLiverWednesday Author:Frank Carson
“Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.” IfsKnowsHumorFunnyChurchScoreSundayPriestsRaiders Author:George Lopez