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“We need not invite the Devil to our table; he is too ready to come without being asked. The air all about us is filled with demons.”

Needs Humor Religious Air Ready Devil Tables Filled Demon Invites

Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself

Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself

“I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."”

Humor Funny Lasts Tables Seven Dinner Seconds Weekend Marine Toasts

Author:Margaret Smith

“When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.”

Looks Hard Humor Funny Tables Cheese

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.”

Humor Funny Tables Plus Gears Cafeteria Acne

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.”

People Ifs World Dream Humor Funny Animal Laughing Tables Delight Refuse Enormous Your Dreams Restaurants Going Away Cartoon Resorts Compounds Whimsical

Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back