“As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.” HumorPoliticalTeamFloridaPolitical HumorBakersWrangling Author:George W. Bush
“Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.” FirstsMadeHumorFunnyLyingTeamBaseballAcquisitionPhiladelphia Author:Jerry Coleman
“No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.” HumorFunnyGamesWinningTeam Author:George Carlin
“Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.” MenYearsHumorFunnyPlayerTeamBasketballShortsOutfitsCheerleaderBasketball Team Author:Rita Rudner
“Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"” MenHumorFunnyWinningTeamCarFulfilledIntrospective Author:Rita Rudner
“Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.” HumorTodayFunnyWaitingTeamDaughterBaseballFuneralAttending Author:Jerry Coleman