“The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.” KnowsHumorFunnyGirlRight NowDatingGirlfriendMy GirlfriendMy GirlThis GirlFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.” SaidHumorFunnyGirlMy FriendsCookiesThis GirlUntouchablesMailing Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.” HumorFunnyGirlNumbersMetsActressesThis Girl Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"” GivingFirstsHumorFunnyUsedGirlMiddleDrinkYeahWineHeadacheThis Girl Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."” SaidHumorFunnyHateGirlMorningCryI HateMaking LoveHate YouThis GirlHate MyselfI Hate Myself Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.” HumorFunnyGirlArmsBargainsThis GirlPigtails Author:Rodney Dangerfield