“And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad.” KnowsLittlesHelpingHumorSchoolReligiousMillionsBabyBearsMadCourtBurdenGods WillInnocentThrowingSquaresCourt System Author:Jerry Falwell
“I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.” FeelsHumorReligiousPriestsThrowingJimmyStoves Author:Martin Luther
“Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.” SometimesHumorFunnyLonelyThrowingGet RealFrisbee Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.” IfsStillsHumorWould BeFunnyLeftFansBabyBaseballRoseThrowingDeckStreaks Author:Jerry Coleman
“I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."” KnowsFeelsLooksSaidHumorFunnyPerfectMorningDoctorsMirrorsYeahGet UpThrowingEvery MorningEyesightVomitingThrowing UpUgly Face Author:Rodney Dangerfield