“Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!"” WorldFirstsReasonTodayMarriageHappenedHusbandMessReason WhyHoney Author:David Letterman
“I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else.” DoeHappenedHusbandAcquireJewelsLife Happens Author:Elizabeth Taylor
“People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.” PeopleFirstsAsksHappenedHusbandAsk Me Author:Florence Henderson
“Clothes have special power. I'll always remember the raspberry colored v-necked silk sweater I was wearing on my husband and my first date. If I hadn't been wearing that sweater that night, would any of it have happened?” IfsFirstsRememberNightHappenedSpecialHusbandClothesMy HusbandSilkSweatersFirst DateRaspberries Author:Delia Ephron
“My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.” ChildrenMadeTwoHumorEyeFunnyLeftHappenedHusbandCrossesMy SisterWendyVcrFamily Photo Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I tend to agree with my husband, that to continue the conversation about something that is an important topic, particularly now, which is that of gun control, through his narrative, which is actually what's happened, I don't think it was a conscious decision of, "That's what we're going to do," but that's what seems to have happened, and that's not a bad thing.” ThinkingImportantSeemsDecisionHappenedHusbandConversationConsciousGunAgreeNarrativeMy HusbandBad ThingsGun ControlTopics Author:Katey Sagal
“That's why I have to be a fiction writer, because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up.” I CanLastsRememberFictionHappenedWeekHusbandMy HusbandBetter OffBecause I CanFiction Writers Author:Bonnie Jo Campbell
“I used to have to come home and write and then record work tapes of those new songs. So now I can do it all on the road and that has been a huge difference that has happened in 2016. It is the only way for me to really balance. There is a lot of overhead, but it's a big investment towards being a dad and a husband, which is ultimately my number one goal.” WayWritingHas BeensI CanHomeBigsUsedSongGoalCan DoDifferencesNumbersRecordsHappenedHugeBalanceDadHusbandInvestmentComing HomeTapeI Can Do ItOverheadNew SongsBeing A Dad Author:Granger Smith
“In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.” KnowsFallTermHappenedHusbandFalling In LoveBest ThingsMy HusbandAnniversary Author:Caroline Kennedy
“There is female-on-male spouse abuse. There are women who hit their husbands. But there must have been something that caused that because otherwise it wouldn't have happened.” Has BeensHappenedHusbandFemaleAbuseMalesSpouse Author:Rush Limbaugh
“I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.” WritingFirstsWellsRealHardGovernmentHappenedHusbandJokesAdultsRaisedMy HusbandCheese Author:Roseanne Barr
“My husband is from Hawaii and his father who was also born in Hawaii was a teenager when Pearl Harbor happened, right before church and he ran up and got on the roof of his grandfather's house and watched the planes go over.” FatherHouseBornChurchHappenedHusbandTeenagerPlanesRanMy HusbandGrandfatherRoofPearlsHawaiiHarbors Author:Sigourney Weaver
“She was in a terrible marriage and she couldn't talk to anyone. He used to hit her, and in the beginning she told him that if it ever happened again, she would leave him. He swore that it wouldn't and she believed him. But it only got worse after that, like when his dinner was cold, or when she mentioned that she'd visited with one of the neighbors who was walking by with his dog. She just chatted with him, but that night, her husband threw her into a mirror.” IfsUsedNightHappenedDogColdTerribleWalkingHusbandMirrorsDinnerNeighborDomestic Violence Author:Nicholas Sparks