Best husband & lying Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I'm kind of lazy. I like to lie around with my husband and watch TV and stuff like that.”

Kind Lying Stuff Watches Tvs Husband Lazy My Husband

“History is full of wrongs done the wife by legal robbery on the part of the husband. I hesitate not to assert that most of this crime of child murder, abortion, infanticide, lies at the door of the male sex.”

Children Done Lying Sex Wife Doors Crime Husband Murder Males Abortion Robbery Infanticide

Author:Matilda Joslyn Gage

“Ladies are always of great use to the party they espouse, and never fail to win over numbers to it. Lovers, according to Sir William Petty's computation, make at least the third part of sensible men of the British nation; and it has been an uncontroverted maxim in all ages, that though a husband is sometimes a stubborn sort of a creature, a lover is always at the devotion of his mistress. By this means, it lies in the power of every fine woman, to secure at least half a dozen able-bodied men to his Majesty's service.”

Source: The Freeholder. Swift's notes on the Free-holder. The Plebian, by Sir Richard Steele, with The Old whig, by Mr. Addison. The Lover

“The girl can look forward to little else than the chance of having a good man for her husband; a good man, or if her tastes lie in that direction, a rich man.”

Ifs Men Looks Littles Lying Girl Chance Rich Taste Husband Good Man Rich Man

Book:The Prime Minister (Unabridged): Parliamentary Novel from the prolific English novelist, known for The Warden, Barchester Towers, Doctor Thorne, The Last Chronicle of Barset, Can You Forgive Her? and Phineas Finn

Source: The Prime Minister (Unabridged): Parliamentary Novel from the prolific English novelist, known for The Warden, Barchester Towers, Doctor Thorne, The Last Chronicle of Barset, Can You Forgive Her? and Phineas Finn

“Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!”

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Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.”

Believe Lying Husband Letting Go Presses Foolish Sublime

Author:Honore de Balzac

“Lysistrata: Oh, Calonicé, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly...Calonicé: And they are quite right, upon my word!Lysistrata: Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the last importance, they lie abed instead of coming.Calonicé: Oh, they will come, my dear; but 'tis not easy you know, for a woman to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it.”

Knows Men Looks Heart Children Matter Lasts Lying House Sex Easy Fire My Heart Husband Thirds Importance Busy Dear Servant Feeding Tricky Washing X Men Sly Brat

Book:The Eleven Comedies

Source: The Eleven Comedies

“[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.”

Firsts Lying Husband Meetings Aliens Exes Ex Husband

Author:Kelly LeBrock

“I don't know that I have a favorite meal. When I'm cooking I'm thinking about the person I'm feeding and I want to make them whatever they want. My husband's favorite meal is carbonara. I guess my favorite food is anything my mom makes. Because like anybody who loves their mother's cooking, if you try and make your mom's recipes, they never taste quite the same. And I don't know if that's because she's lying about what she's putting in there and just not telling me. Like when I turn my back, she's sneaking something in there. It just never seems to taste the same.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Want Trying Persons Seems Lying Mother Turns Mom Taste Husband Cooking My Favorite My Mom Meals My Husband Feeding Recipes Your Mom Favorite Foods

Author:Rachael Ray

“Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.”

Men Faces Lying Marriage Lord Husband Men And Women Endure Beard

Author:William Shakespeare

“In little more than a generation, feminism has obliterated roles. If you wonder why so many men choose not to get married, the answer lies in large part in the contemporary devaluation of the husband and of the father - of men as men, in other words.”

Ifs Men Littles Lying Father Answers Wonder Roles Generations Feminism Husband Married Contemporary

Author:Dennis Prager

“Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.”

Lying Night Differences Player Lovers Husband Window Careless Daylight Swooning

Book:The Magic Skin: Or The Wild Ass's Skin

Source: The Magic Skin: Or The Wild Ass's Skin

“I have no wish for a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master.”

Way Firsts Enough Lying Wish My Own Masters Husband Get Up Mistress Had Enough

Book:Roughing It in the Bush, or Life in Canada

Source: Roughing It in the Bush, or Life in Canada

“Heads in the Women's Ward On pillow after pillow lies The wild white hair and staring eyes; Jaws stand open; necks are stretched With every tendon sharply sketched; A bearded mouth talks silently To someone no one else can see. Sixty years ago they smiled At lover, husband, first-born child. Smiles are for youth. For old age come Death's terror and delirium.”

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Author:Philip Larkin

“When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.”

Men Children Lying Father Wife Husband Stealing Fairness Cheat

Book:The Kite Runner: Rejacketed

Source: The Kite Runner: Rejacketed

“Unlike Joseph her husband, Mary is neither upright nor pious, but she is not blame for this, the blame lies with the language she speaks if not with the men who invented it, because that language has no feminine form for the words upright and pious.”

Ifs Men Form Lying Speak Language Husband Blame Feminine Mary Pious

Author:Jose Saramago

“If you lie to your husband - even about something so banal as how much you drink - each lie is a brick in a wall going up between you, and when he tells you he loves you, it's deflected away.”

Ifs Lying Love You Wall Drink Husband Bricks Your Husband

Author:Mary Karr

“It might do wonders for your marriage,” Amelia continued. “It’s lovely to talk to your husband after you’ve been to bed together. They just lie there feeling grateful and say yes to everything.” - Amelia to Poppy”

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Author:Lisa Kleypas

“These principles laid down as in variable rules: that one must pay a card sharper, but need not pay a tailor; that one must never tell a lie to a man, but one may to a woman; that one must never cheat any one, but one may a husband; that one must never pardon an insult, but one may give one and so on. These principles were possibly not reasonable and not good, but they were of unfailing certainty, and so long as he adhered to them, Vronsky felt that his heart was at peace and he could hold his head up.”

Men Needs Giving Heart May Long Lying Felt Pay Principles Husband Cards Certainty Insult Reasonable Cheat Pardon Variables Tailors Heads Up Never Cheat

Author:Leo Tolstoy

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